Hi, daddy.

How's it hangin'?

C'mon, dad, cool it a little. People are starting to laugh at you.

Now, how we ever gonna win that Armageddon deal, with everyone laughing at your silly a-ss (big as it is, fatboy)comments.

daddy, This is for your own good: Lay back and type little, other than to those STUPID enough to subscribe to your s-it, and say nothing.

Every time that you answer one of your critics, they score BIG TIME.

C'mon, my father and the father of all lies, don't show 'em how STUPID you truly are.